Happy Valentine’s Day! Will you be my valentines, all fellow humans of earth? Is it too much to ask every person in the world to make every other person in the world their Valentine? Not the romantic kind, but the kind of Valentine you made with glue and sparkles in Second Grade. Valentine’s Day in […]Read more "ARGUE OR AVOID"
With another year of football now over, and a sufficient amount of groundwork prepared for future violent concussion-induced rampages, let’s reflect on the big event – the culmination of years of training, skill, strategy, and strenuous physical endurance required to make the cut. You know where I’m going… let’s talk commercials. Before I get into my take […]Read more "#PLEASELIKEUSSOWECANSELLTOYOU"
I tweeted when my cable went out this weekend. Here is the exchange. To my delight, the companies seemed interested in competing for me. It made me feel loved for just a moment, until I realized it’s the same as looking through my snail mail: two more virtual flyers with a call of action to […]Read more "MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE CORD"
It’s been almost a year since I released my web series Baby Time! What have I been doing all that time? Mostly I wrote a bunch, including a new sitcom spec for BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, a couple of re-writes of the outline for my feature film POLKA, a new draft of a TV pilot BLACKOUT (written […]Read more "CO-HABIT WEB SERIE PROJECT"
Remember when you were a kid, and everyone was enjoying a game of Ghost in the Graveyard? And along comes little Sammy Snot-Nose, who doesn’t want to play the game. Who knows why. Maybe his mom made him eat one too many meatloaf. Or maybe he didn’t get his Ritalin that day. So, Sammy starts […]Read more "YES, AND…"
I liked 2 things right away about Jackie. 1) The Disagreement Our first argument came when I asked for her number. I remember standing on our friend’s driveway, while I stumbled over some awkward jokes. We didn’t have any paper or pen to write down her number, so I decided to memorize it. She did […]Read more "LE DÉSACCORD ET LA VOIX"
A classic tale from the long tradition of Gorski folklore ends with the title of this blog. It’s a tale of a teen full of the lethal cocktail of angst and processed French fries. Let’s head back to the 80s, as I do often behind the tears of a broken man…. My parents made their […]Read more "McDONALD’S IS MY LIFE!!!!"